Puerto Rico 2000  
by Donny Harris
 
Prologue
 

A few notes before I begin; I plan to underrate everything I write here. I don't want to be guilty of maliciously making the reader jealous.

There are 11 teams here and 9 have foreign players this year. 5 Americans and 4 Latin Americans. All got here because they had a friend on the team they play for. This is a very good reason to be nice to all the Puerto Ricans you know. Another reason is they are all nice people themselves.

The foreigners here are Me, Colin McMillan, Scott Lane, Clay Stanley, Chris Gisland, Ted Groves, Ivan Contreras, Martel (Mexico's opposite), a Venezuelan and an Argentinian. Sorry if I butchered the names. Of the Americans I am the grandpa, the rest are coming straight from the NCAA.

My history:

Tim told me about the possibility of foreign players in Puerto Rico last summer. I've wanted to play in this league bad ever since I heard about it years ago from my Puerto Rican friends. I accompanied 10 other Americans and Tim on a scouting trip here last summer. Come April 2000 I was lucky enough to be strongly recommended to the owner of Caguas VB Club by the setter and my friend Hector Lebron. April 12, Spain: I got a call from Tim. April 18, Puerto Rico. My plane lands and I walk into the humidity trying to look as much like a volleyball mercenary as a chump like me can.  
 Hector at the Beach

Puerto Rico


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Those of you that are actually reading this are probably doing it to find out what it is like to play on an average team here in Puerto Rico. I don't think I know this. First, it's only been three weeks since I got here. Secondly, as much as I wish this team were the average team in PR, I don't think it is. Playing on any team here would be great. I've played for three teams in Europe in three countries and Puerto Rico blows them all away. What can beat a 7-week season that pays like a 7-month season in the rest of the world? Add that it is on a tropical island. Add the beautiful women. Add the league sponsors; Coors Light and Burger King are among the notables. Add the low cost of living. Add the fact that it is a first world country.
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I'm a very hard critic on this point; for the record I consider most of Italy and Spain second world countries. PUERTO RICO. This is Volleyball at its best.

A man in a very big Cadillac that rode extremely smooth greeted me at the baggage claim and drove me to the office of the team owner, Vicente Guzman. The people of Puerto Rico are extremely hospitable to guests and Vicente has proved he's no exception. After a bit of paperwork Vicente took me out to one of the places I have been staying. Nothing purges a body of the evils accumulated after a year spent in Europe like a few rounds of golf and a week spent lying on the beach.

 

I suppose I should legitimize this journal by starting to talk about the volleyball. I played about ten sets in the form of scrimmages in three sessions over the next two weeks. I went to twice as many press conferences. That was the preseason. The season commenced. We opened up against Corozal. Ramon "The Bruin Slayer" Hernandez (I know you love him TK) plays here. He is the best player in the league if last years statistics mean anything. They were playing without two of their key players so my team was smelling blood. We won the first set 25-15 and lost the next three closely. After the match I was not one to argue Ramon's credentials, we couldn't stop him all night. I played really well, the club was happy and their decision to sign me was legitimized as a good idea. I was disappointed we lost but thrilled as the next two months of my life were now definitely going to be spent in paradise.  

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In this league each team plays 20 matches in 7 weeks, all on Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays. This means three matches per weekend. It's grueling but my team only practices twice a week (usually less) so the load is lightened. Our next two matches of the first weekend were won against middle of the pack teams. A big reason for the wins was a new addition. Jaquin Acosta of BYU was added to the roster. This guy can block on the outside. Notables for the two victories are few, in one gym my empty Dorritos bag blew from end line to end line in 5 seconds flat. The gyms here don't have walls for the most part. There is usually a good side needless to say. The other gym fielded a 6'-5" middleblocker that was 152 lbs. He was worth seeing. He blocked me a lot and was a heck of a player, maybe the best in the world pound for pound. This team is waiting on Clay Stanley who I understand is supposed to be pretty good. I'm glad we got by them early.

The 3-day weekend (Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday) was well spent. More golf, beach, fun nights and so forth. Sparing any details, I'm getting used to this.

A random tidbit: Puerto Rico is RUN by Coors Light, a league sponsor. The Coors Light girls here are HOT! The fact that one or two are present at every press conference really makes it easy to focus on the speaker's platform even though I can't comprehend hardly a word of Spanish.

 

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The next set of matches were against some lesser foes. The first match was against Ivan Contras's team. Ivan is a heck of a player but that wasn't going to be enough against the mighty Caguas squad. We prevailed 3-1 in a typically ugly match. The next game was to be our first home game. We have the best volleyball stadium in PR. It's air conditioned and big, which is all it takes to blow the others out of the water. Good thing it is big because we had a rock band open for us. The band was one that opens for Ricky Martin and has allegedly written songs for him. Anything about Ricky in Puerto Rico is huge. Vicente maybe a first year owner but he knows PR. We were doing promotions all week. I was looking forward to the match. The band didn't disappoint; they were a cross between Ricky Martin and Metallica. It was the first time I have warmed up to live music. Pretty cool. The match was our first easy win, 3-0. The gym didn't seem too full. It seats 5000+ so the fact that 500 people showed up was probably the reason. If we build a winning record they will come. We can hope at least. The last match of the weekend was against a good team. After losing the first set something like 32-30 we found ourselves serving with the score 24-21 in their favor. I was the guy serving and I'll be honest, I'm not the kind of guy that wears NO FEAR shirts and lives for this kind of situation. I'll kill the suspense now, we eventually won the match in four sets although they made us work hard for it. I keep the ball in play with a jump serve I thought I was hitting hard. The libero was receiving like a schoolgirl was serving at him. Through teamwork we managed to keep enough pressure on the other team to force errors and win the match with another high score. It was a great moment for our team.

We are now standing alone on top of the rankings of the "Super League" of Puerto Rico. (I'm not trying to be funny, that's really what they call it here.) Wednesday we play against the league's version of "The Dream Team"ä It's at home, I'm going to get really pumped up and come out firing; this is how the plan goes in my own head at least. I'm going to need a serious streak of good luck.

I hope all you readers got at least something you wanted out of this because I wasted a lot of time on it. I type about 40 words per hour. My advice to anyone who ever gets a chance to come down here to play is drop everything and do it. I've got my fingers crossed that next year the owners vote to keep the foreigner intact or even expand on it. So far we foreigners have been adding a lot to the action and excitement here. Wish us the good fortune necessary to keep it goingä for the sake of all you that want to play here in the future.

Sincerely,

Sir William Donald Harris
self proclaimed esquire, pioneer and explorer of Puerto Rico Volleyball